Fucking right?!? My biggest fear when I was pregnant is that I would give birth in my car, but apparently I should've been more afraid of giving birth in a crowded space while some asshole takes his phone out and takes a god damned picture of it. Then POSTS that fucking picture on the FUCKING INTERNET without my… » 12/26/14 9:33pm 12/26/14 9:33pm

SERIOUSLY. I'm going all Atticus Finch on this—how the hell did Wilson get hit on the right side of the face when Brown came up to the driver's side window? It's so superficial and in such a convenient spot too—not the nose, mouth or eye—that I'm convinced Wilson just punched himself in the jaw to make it look like he… » 11/25/14 3:52pm 11/25/14 3:52pm

That's what I always thought too—that the food they ate was disgusting, but they all seem to really love each other. But you have to be a special brand of damaged to date someone who hurt your own child. But judging from her own life choices, I'm guessing she was molested as a kid too. » 10/24/14 6:45pm 10/24/14 6:45pm

I used to be really modest about nursing—using a nursing apron, asking friends if they "minded" if I fed my baby. Now—fuck ALL of that noise. I've got a grumpy, puky, refluxy 3-month-old and we're all fucked if he doesn't get a boob in his mouth yesterday. He's got about 15 seconds until he goes into full freak-out… » 10/24/14 1:19am 10/24/14 1:19am